merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(via unpredictablesummer)


the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

spnfans:

that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”

i’m using this phrase from now on

the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

spnfans:

that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”

i’m using this phrase from now on

(via ozthemagician)




thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

(via gnarly)


stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via gnarly)


stupid-ass-kids:

Satan does,its true. 

stupid-ass-kids:

Satan does,
its true. 

(via themorningluxifer)


nollag:

I want this printed on every shirt I own

nollag:

I want this printed on every shirt I own

(via whoredinarygirl)


(via mishjen)


jaredinpanties:

and here we have sam wesson showing you the proper way to quit your job

(via ozthemagician)